Mickey

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zodiacchic: ZodiacChic Post:Aquarius

zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Aquarius

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: deanisanactualprincess: dontkillbirds: miau-is-me: luvr4photography: radiogrimshaw: annathemoony: soupnbananaz: littleartemis: radiogrimshaw: radiogrimshaw: ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm i know there are some writers who follow me please take note I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina. So writers, take note. jesus h. christ I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches. Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow. Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER. A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely. So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice. This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give. Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you. ive learned a lot today omg i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this #huge dicks are like communism I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^ #huge dicks are like communism can someone please put that on a shirt you’re welcome

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

you’re welcome

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youre-never-alone-love: jalex-haze: my—teen—quote: Are you a teen? This blog is just for you! ever

youre-never-alone-love:

jalex-haze:

my—teen—quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!

ever

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Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUSHIA: I wish I could bestfriend you off the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: You cause my heart to burn with a fiery passion!
GRAY: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
PINK: It would be most kind should you choose to follow me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are m-my tumblr crush...
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE! I REQUEST YOU TO BE SEXUALLY INTIMATE WITH ME!
WHITE: I ASK FOR YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!
GREEN: I find you most attractive...!
BLACK: I would quite enjoy spending time with you...just the two of us...
BROWN: I dislike you.
laurennoelle4: meerahatesmirrors: laurennoelle4: Sometimes when you don’t have many friends you play dress up with your Horn. Sometimes when people post things I just stare for a while wishing they didn’t live so far away. Tumblr Horn Buddies! :D

laurennoelle4:

meerahatesmirrors:

laurennoelle4:

Sometimes when you don’t have many friends you play dress up with your Horn.

Sometimes when people post things I just stare for a while wishing they didn’t live so far away.

Tumblr Horn Buddies! :D

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upperstories:

kyeju:

Read a post recently on the difference between poster art and DVD cover art. In that light, I thought I’d share some of my favorite movie posters from Disney Animated Canon. When the piece you use to represent an artistic achievement is a work of art in its’ own right, you have something truly special on your hands.

[LOUD, WISTFUL SIGH]

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zodiacsociety: Aquarius Zodiac Facts:

zodiacsociety:

Aquarius Zodiac Facts:

the-arcane-lombax: forever-pretty-awkward: jackfrostswhore: so-relatable: 1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony. He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop. 2. Veruca Salt is greed. She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more. 3. Violet Beauregarde is pride. She’s always boasting. 4. Mike Teavee is sloth. He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV 5. Grandpa Joe is envy. He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket). 6. Charlie is lust. Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire. 7. … and Wonka is wrath. He punishes everyone for their flaws. my life is over now My mind is blown And there goes my sanity

the-arcane-lombax:

forever-pretty-awkward:

jackfrostswhore:

so-relatable:

1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.

He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.

2. Veruca Salt is greed.

She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.

3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.

She’s always boasting.

4. Mike Teavee is sloth.

He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV

5. Grandpa Joe is envy.

He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).

6. Charlie is lust.

Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.

7. … and Wonka is wrath.

He punishes everyone for their flaws.

my life is over now

My mind is blown

And there goes my sanity

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